I was in the Vons across the street from my house tonight and the drunk security guard who falls asleep with his hand in the bulk olives was standing nearby. The guy ahead of me bought a card in Spanish for his wife to give her female coworker , and he didnt speak Spanish. The cashier told him the card said I love you and want to be with you forever. After everyone laughed and said Oops, the security guard shouted iys there gonna be a weedding? ill bring tbhe wine!
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 08:59:25 +0000