I was just teasing Snarky Dude and I jokingly called him an idiot. - TopicsExpress



          

I was just teasing Snarky Dude and I jokingly called him an idiot. I then abruptly choked on a piece of broccoli with italian dressing and it came back up THROUGH MY NOSTRIL and GOT STUCK and the dressing was burning my nostril and I was freaking out and yelling Ow ow ow it burns!!! and making gross piggish snorty noises and Snarky Dude laughed at me and proclaimed his vengeance via Karma and this is the story of how I know Snarky Dude has a karma-vodoo doll of me and I will pay someone in cookies to find it and destroy it. No. Wait. That wont work. How DO you destroy a vodoo doll without killing the person its linked to???? (And if you actually have the answer to this I am scared of you.) #karmasucks
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 02:42:08 +0000

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