I was on a flight this morning. My skills of using a knife and fork are abysmally poor. And then, the elbow room allowed on the aircraft made my knife and fork land vertically on the omelette, cutlet and fruits. I chose to end my ordeal by filling my mouth like an ant gulping whole bananas . On the other side of the aisle, there was the pinstripe clad guest who seemed to have achieved nirvana with knife and fork. He managed to clean his tray of even the red residue of the stale watermelon. I felt like asking him, "Using a knife and a fork, can you do the following: drink water, pick up the encyclopedia and search for facts on sadomasochism, please your wife, embarrass your delinquent bro-in-law, elect the next Indian Prime Minister, and self-stimulate!"
Posted on: Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:48:16 +0000
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