I was sat on the chair minding my own business ( as you do ) - TopicsExpress



          

I was sat on the chair minding my own business ( as you do ) watching the tv,, it wasnt switched on by the way , I was just watching it . When there was a knock on my front door,I opened the door and stood there was no other than Steven Spielberg, the great movie director, before I could say what the f--- do you want , he said to me Excuse me to bother you, but how would you like to be in my next movie, well not actually star in it but I am looking for a stand in to do all of the distant shots of our star Brad Pitt and I would like to know if you would be interested? well I took one look at him and said do you ware glasses mush? he said actually I do but they are in the car at this point I took my glasses off and offered them to him , he put them on , looked at me , and said oh !! exactly I said , Shut the gate on your way out,,,, Brad Pitt !! I ask you, What a Dick ,,, xx
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 13:12:16 +0000

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