I was telling my friend Frank N. Stein recently that the daddies and bears have been a little thirsty for me lately. Couldnt quite figure out why until right now. At 7am I fried up half a pack of bacon and 3 eggs. I washed my hands. Ate. I then showered and went about my day. Went to the rink to teach and a kid told me I smell like bacon. Light bulb: I fry so much bacon my entire wardrobe has been permeated with the scent. Bears like me because I am literally a delicious walking snack. #bacon #walkingsnack #imsotastyyoualreadyknow #extracrispy
Posted on: Wed, 02 Jul 2014 21:09:24 +0000
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