I was the only person on the road, going about my business in the - TopicsExpress

Josh Otterbacher

I was the only person on the road, going about my business in the predawn hours of this morning. When a hidden car appeared from the bushes and forced me to the side of the road. A armed man got out intent on taking my money, for the purpose of gaining revenue for his employer under the guise of public safety. Although I was the only member of the public in sight, and felt quite safe until that point. Then he saw I was wearing a polyester costume similar to his. That means I must be better than the rest of the peasants and was lucky enough to be let of with a warning. As I pulled away I watched him make a turn without signaling and disappear at a high rate of speed. I feel so blessed I wasnt prosecuted for exceeding a arbitrary limit set in a pre-ABS, SRS and ESP era of bias-plys, drum brakes and live axles. A era where said vehicles are legally considered historic relics more than twice over. Murica

Posted on: Fri, 06 Jun 2014 14:17:29 +0000

I was the only person on the road, going about my business in the - TopicsExpress

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