I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I cant afford one. So, Im wearing my garage door opener on my belt . I also made a cover for my hearing aid so I now have what they call a blue teeth, I think. I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it Pumping Rust. Ive gotten that dreaded furniture disease. Thats when your chest is falling into your drawers! When people see a cats litter box, they always say, Oh, have you got a cat? Just once I want to say, No, its for company! Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, A Good Doctor! A penny saved is a government oversight. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL. The sole purpose of a childs middle name is so he can tell when hes really in trouble.. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words The and IRS together it spells Theirs... Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way. Ive traveled a long way and some of the roads werent paved.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 15:01:19 +0000
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