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I wasnt accepted for jury duty. As all the prospective jurors entered the courtroom, the prosecutor and the defense attorney both took a long look at my Grateful Dead Casey Jones tie-dye and my funky goatee and the D.A kinda flinched. When the judge, a pretty young lady, asked if anyone had medical issues, I raised my jury card, good old number 29, and asked if she wanted me to start at my feet and work up or begin at my head and chart downward. She chose feet up. I started with the diabetic nerve pain in my feet and ended up with the mental stuff and my near legal blindness. She pointed towards the door and thanked me for my service. The Assistant D.A. breathed a sigh of relief while the female defense attorney banged the table and said Dammit!. I knew that the tee shirt would have an effect. The judge said that the case was gonna take about three weeks. Whew!

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