I watched a few scenes of Braveheart on the telly a few evenings - TopicsExpress



          

I watched a few scenes of Braveheart on the telly a few evenings ago. If youre like me, you enjoy watching a favorite movie again, just to catch some nuances you might have missed before. I happened upon the scene where Wallace and his men were encamped for a respite. They were eating from a meager steaming pot of animal carcass and organ meats they had. A brown liquid with kidney and liver meats, all swimming in a bloody brine of nearly toxic viscous sludge, Im sure. Id eat it if someone would fix it for me. But, I digress. They were dipping what looked to be thick black bread someone may have baked for them. They consumed their gruel like the near savages they were with tremendous gusto. Big drops slopping all over their beards and clothes. They didnt care. Those guys are gross,” I thought smugly to myself. ******** Last night, I sat down in front of the ol’ RCA to search for something watchable. I don’t remember what I found. It didn’t matter. I realized as I was channel surfing that my meal consisted of leftover beef and mushrooms swimming in a brown sludge of undefinable ingredients. I was dipping stale slices of bread in the sludge and wolfing them down like a starving Scottish rebel. The epiphany was too easily reached. “This guy is gross,” I thought to myself. Alright, ladies. Anyone interested in an honorary Scotsman?
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 21:47:28 +0000

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