I went for a long drive yesterday. Got to a bit where there was only one lane and a cyclist was right in from of me going really slow. When there was finally two lanes I drove up really close next to him and grabbed the duck that was sitting in my passage seat. I carefully held it out the window towards this mans penis. The duck made a really aggressive noise and bit his dick making him scream in slow motion as he fell over. Everyone was looking at me funny so I drove away really quick.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 23:44:16 +0000