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I went to my uncle house, Imagine the way dey do their things, Very nice. (My cousin junior stole meat from the soup in the pot and my uncle wife caught him). Wife: Honey did u know dat junior stole meat 4rm d pot? HUSBAND: go and give him 50 pieces of meat to eat. JUNIOR: daddy please!!!!!!! Another day my cousin stole just a coke from the fridge. My uncle gave him a crate to finish within a week. If not dat I assisted him, he would have suffered 4rm over feeding. Observing dis I went to steal chocolate 4rm d fridge. I ate 50 bars of chocolate as a punishment. I stole roasted chicken lap 4rm d fridge and my uncle asked me to eat 70 pieces as a punishment. Pretending to cry, he ask me to eat 25 pieces instead. But i fought for my right and asked him to complete my punishment. I stole a lot of food stuffs and was eating over 50pieces of it as a punishment... I thought and thought and finalized dat I wud steal N1000... I stole N1000 and my uncle caught me and he shouted Chimex so u stole N1000 4rm my purse eh? Darling give Chimex fifty thousand Naira... No fifty thousand lashes Oh boy! Out of pity my uncle concluded that I should be receiving 100 lashes daily until I complete my fifty thousand lashes! Na so stealing take stop automatically! Hahahaha, abeg I no b thief of, just a joke

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