I went to the movie, Taken 3 tonight with Liam Neeson... It was crowded and I sat down on the outside of the row where I normally sit. There was this huge young guy sitting in front of me (Atleast 100 pounds bigger than me) and he was literally spread out in the seat in front of me. He was inclined so far back there was barely any room for my legs. He sat up and i stretched my legs out and he leaned back and crushed my toes between the seat and the cement floor. I hollered out and he told me to move my f%^&ing feet. I called him an asshole and he just sat there spread out.... Damn I was pissed.. I had about a half dozen revenge senarios go through my mind from... coughing all over him and saying loud that I had that deadly killer flu..... to accidently spilling my pop on him.. I even thought about farting real loud or being a Susie seat kicker.. In the end I got into the movie and stretched when I could.... He laughed out loud during the movie and everyone in the theatre could hear him. As the movie ended, he and his girl friend (Who sat two seats away from him) got up and literally bolted for the door... He was a Native guy and I was so pissed, I was ready to pull the SLAPPING MEDICINE MAN on him and slap him to teach him a lesson... Good thing I only fantasize about revenge and never really do any thing violent.
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 07:10:18 +0000
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