I wish I was a peg-legged sailor on a masted whaling ship. And I - TopicsExpress



          

I wish I was a peg-legged sailor on a masted whaling ship. And I wish there was a donkey on board, who was my best friend and constant companion. And I wish I wore a bespoke English three-piece suit of worsted wool, with a carnation in the buttonhole. And I wish the donkey and I would ride out the wildest storms, with waves crashing amidship, in the crows nest, lashed by the wind and spume. And I wish the ship would sink, and the donkey and I would swim away unscathed to discover America, which we would promptly call Liechtenstein as a joke, because Liechtenstein is double-land-locked.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Feb 2014 16:30:23 +0000

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