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I woke up to Jacobs testicles in my face. I then poured an entire pot of water on the closed lid of the coffee maker, spilled two scoops of coffee, dropped an egg on the floor, dumped Jacob out of his chair when I was shooting him in towards the table, spilled laundry soap all over my arm and down the front of the washer, poked my eye with the mascara brush and ruined a contact, there was a slug in my rubber boots, dropped my coffee mug on the counter, splashing coffee in my face (ouch,) instead of a dash of cinnamon I put a dash of cumin in my coffee cup, and fell out of the car at the barn trying to escape a man eating spider. Lucky for me I fell head first so the spider only had access to one foot tangled in the steering wheel. Enjoy your Monday yall!

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