I worry. About many things, but mostly myself. For example, I cant cook an egg without thinking that the damn thing has basically been laid by a tiny Tyrannosaurs Rex exposed to a vast amount of time. I seem to attract just about every rubbish tradesman in a 10 mile radius and as such should be employed by Telford and Wrekin Trader Register as a kind of muppet sniffer dog. for a small fee, possibly book tokens. I worry how I am now going to cope with the Zombie Apocalypse now that Joan OTR has upsticks and gone. I worry about the fact that Nigel Farage looks almost exactly like the Cat in the Hat but with the chocolate mahogany voice of Nigel Havers with a bit of laryngitis. I really worry about the fact that some idiots voted for his party. But then, I could always go and live on a boat.
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 06:49:18 +0000
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