I would like to thank everyone for purchasing last Thursdays issue of the paper. In case you didnt know, The Shady Lady Saloons newspaper now holds record for the most newspapers sold in a single week in Ellis history while still being a imaginary newspaper. It is an amazing accomplishment. Think about it. But I want to make sure everyone knows that I will take this serious when the online paper starts production. So keep those subscriptions coming. This is no joke like World Series game 7, Royals up by one against the Spankees, bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, two outs, three balls, two strikes, call in Rick, Charlie Wild Sheen, Vaughn, throw em the heater, strike this mother bleeper out, Serious.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 16:31:27 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015