I wouldnt mind if Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was just two - TopicsExpress



          

I wouldnt mind if Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was just two hours of our heroes playing Mortal Kombat and telling each other how they know theyre gay. -Batman: You know how I know youre gay? You havent sealed the deal with Lois Lane yet. -Superman: You know how I know youre gay? You like to dress up little boys in tights. -Batman: You know how I know youre gay? Your entire costume is basically underwear. -Superman: You know how I know youre gay? No matter how many girlfriends you get, you cant seem to keep any of them. -Batman: You know how I know youre gay? You spend your alone time with your dead father in a spaceship up at the North Pole. -Superman: You know how I know youre gay? You wear a mask. And so on... Basically, Paul Rudd vs. Seth Rogen.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 23:32:09 +0000

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