IF EACH TRIBE IS GIVEN 1MILLION LOAN, THIS IS WAT EACH WOULD DO, THIS IS WHAT EACH TRIBE WILL DO WITH A 1 MILLION LOAN: 1. Luo: Rent a house in south B which goes for 30k per month,paint it and furnish with ... 300k,party with friends and her girlfriend,hire a taxi each morning to take him to work. 2. Kisii: Buy a plot in Rongai and construct a mud hut, the rest use it to help other family members. 3. Luhya: Marry a second wife, pay dowry,buy several chicken and construct a room for them,buy 100sacks of maize to counter hunger. 4. Kikuyu: Buy a plot in Kamulu add to other savings to construct a rental house, use Sh. 800 to drink alone in a corner. 5. Maasai: Buy 200 cows, marry a third wife and pay 20 cows as dowry. 6. Kalenjin: Rent a single room in Korogocho, save 200k,pay school fees for his 16 siblings, marry and start drinking. 7. Kamba: Hire a local witchdoctor to inform him of any misfortune,use 100k to bribe a manager to employ him as a messenger with a salary of 3k,build a mud hut his mother at home. Good day Kenyans as we all celebrate our cultural identities in jokes, opinion, entertainment and great news.
Posted on: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 12:41:25 +0000