IF I OFFED then sorry UP FRONT!!! I am a COUNTRY GIRL.... I LIKE FOOTBALL, HUNTIN... AND MIXIN IT UP... I know all this do you???Things every True Florida Cracker knows and doesnt need to ask: 1. How to make tomato gravy 2. The difference in hoe-cake, cornbread and biscuits 3. You put dry-roasted peanuts in Co-cola. 4. Its a cold drink - not soda or pop 5. How to clean/season cast iron 6. The best way to cook okra 7. The difference between palmettos and cabbage palms 8. Its not a Goliath grouper - its a Jewfish 9. The best biscuits are cat-head and you make them with bacon grease and buttermilk. 10. The difference between lunch, dinner and supper 11. We dont fish for crappie - theyre speckled perch 12. Cane poles are for bluegill, catfish and warmouth perch 13. If you have to ask if youre a cracker, you arent. True Crackers know. 14. Mama was always the best cook and daddy could spin the best yarns. 15. We know what is beggar-lice, sand-spur, sheep-burr. 16. We know the difference between rattlesnakes, coral snakes and cottonmouth moccasins. 17. The farmers can tell a crookneck squash plant from zucchini or butterbeans from pole beans while driving past at 40 mph.
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 01:08:06 +0000