IF I pull for the [big ten] buckeyes, THEN I will have to send my - TopicsExpress



          

IF I pull for the [big ten] buckeyes, THEN I will have to send my clothes to an industrial trash facility that stores and disposes of BOTH nuclear AND human waste......I will have to spend days in ritual cleansing according to the mosaic laws governing the treatment of leprosy, and I will have to submit to abrasive exfoliating scrubs with volcanic gravel-based soaps and caustic detergents......I will gargle with mouthwash made from snake venom and swallow ipecac and barf every seven minutes of every seventh hour for seven straight days............. go bucks!..... there, I just threw up in my mouth a little.....
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 08:18:01 +0000

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