...IF YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL... The first man married a woman from Tennessee. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Kentucky. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didnt see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Canada. He ordered her to keep the dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didnt see the house cleaned, anything, the second day he didnt see anything cleaned again, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees. (( MAYBE THATS WHAT I NEED TO DO LMFAO))
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 23:03:02 +0000
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