IM NOT SURE MY MAM LIKES CHILDREN (Growing up with a Mancunian Mam) Give me that yellow pages. Someones just run over a kid and his dog, right outside me house Just dial 999 I want the number for the emergency vet! Mam! what about the child? Him? Its that little s**t from across the road. Hes always got three pairs of trousers on anyway, so he can climb over barbed wire when hes on the rob He wouldnt have felt nowt. Its that poor dog I feel sorry for. Ive seen their mam shopping. Ten cans of Tennents super and Happy Shopper dog food...its all bloody sawdust that stuff.You shouldnt have a pet if you cant afford Pedigree chum (TUT) Im gonna see whats happening Take some water...for the dog, and keep your hand on your purse Mother! Well dont come running to me when he robs you blind. Youre a soft a**e you. Always feeling sorry for the wrong people ******** Hes ok What about the kid? I MEANT the kid. The car was going slow and just clipped his toe. His head is hurting a bit though Hmm. I see an insurance scam coming. How could his head hurt if the car only hit his toe? Apparently YOU kicked him in it. When you stepped over him to check the dog!...
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 13:18:46 +0000