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IMAGINE THIS A plane was about to crash and there was four parachutes in the plane.meanwhile there were five people in it.The first passenger was CHRISTIANO RONALDO and he said am d best footballer,i cant die now so he took one parachute and jumped out of d plane.The second was ALIKO DANGOTE and he said am d richest man in AFRICA and am too young to dieso he took one parachute and jumped out of d plane.The third was GEN.MUHAMMAD BUHARI and he saidi am d change nigeria needs so i cant die now,my people needs me, so he took one parachute and jumped out of d plane.Then d remaining two were PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN and a little school girl.The president said to d little girltake d last parachute,i will sacrifice my life for you.The little girl repliedNo need for that,there re two parachutes left.The president replied how come the little girl repliedGEN.MUHAMMAD BUHARI took my school bag.lol

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