IMBUZO ENGASILE 1. Some1 calls u @ 2am and asks; Ar u slping? Answer: cha angilele ngiyadlala phandle. 2. Whn its raining nd some1 notice u going out, they ask; Ar u going out in dis rain? Answer: cha ngizophuma kwelandelayo imvula. 3. u ar making out wit ur girlfriend den u start pulling her panties den she asks; Wat ar u trying 2 do? Answer: ngifuna ukukuwashela lona. 4. Dey see u coming out of the bathroom wet, yet dey ask; Did u just have a bath? Answer: No, I fell into the toilet bowl. 5. U’re standing in front of the elevator, going 2 ur office. Yet they ask: Going up? Answer: No, I’m waiting 4 my office 2 come down nd get me. 6. ur boyfrnd comes home wit a bunch of flowers, nd u still ask: Ar those flowers? Answer: No baby, they’r carrots. 7.u’re in the toilet nd lock the door. Some1 knocks, asking: Is any1 there? Answer: No, shit locked the door. 8. u’r in a queue at a cinema 2 buy a ticket. A friend sees u nd asks: wat ar u doing here? Answer: Ngzobhadal i-schoolfees slima! 9. When dey c u lying down wit ur eyes closed, nd dey still ask: Ar u sleeping? Answer: Cha, ngzam ukufa.... #ngzokshayaNGEZULUmnganamm
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 12:22:30 +0000
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