IN A FIELD OF IMPROBABILITY ON THE DISTANT POLITICAL WORLD OF CAPRICA AN ENTITY WAS CREATED BY SHEER HAPPENSTANCE! THAT ENTITY WAS GIVEN THE DESIGNATION, ALPHA NERD! IN TRADITION OF HUMAN ISHLLUB HOLIDAYS I WOULD LIKE TO SAY GONDOR PREMULON TO THE INFINITE IMPROBABILITY FIELD THAT COLLAPSED AND CREATED THE QUESTION WITHOUT AN ANSWER THAT IS MYSELF AND ALL OTHER PAN DIMENSIONAL HYPER INTELLIGENT BEINGS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE! HAPPY MOTHERS EXPLOITATION DAY HUMANS!!! YOU MAY CONTINUE TO FILL MY NEWS FEED WITH POINTLESS THANKS TO THE FEMALE HUMAN WHOSE WOMB YOU GESTATED IN FOR 10 MONTHS AND THAT GAVE BIRTH TO YOU AS IF THIS IS THE ONLY DAY THIS HUMAN FEMALE DESERVES TO BE HONORED! MAY YOUR SOCIAL MATERIALISM CONTINUE TO EXPOSE THE SHALLOW WAY IN WHICH YOU FIND EXCUSES TO PURCHASE CARDS, GIFTS AND TAKE HER TO LOCAL FOOD ESTABLISHMENTS TO ENHANCE YOUR PERSONAL GUILT FOR YOUR LACK OF COMING AROUND MORE OFTEN!!! MAY YOUR EXPLOITATION OF YOUR FEMALE PARENTAL UNITS CONTINUE TO PLEASE YOUR SOCIAL MATERIALISTIC DESIRES!!!! silly humans!
Posted on: Sun, 11 May 2014 12:00:24 +0000
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