IN IT AND ON IT (to the tune of To It and At It by Stompin Tom Connors) Theres a party in my trousers, where the naughty bits are all gay They always go the distance, but theyre never really sure which way But theyre in it and on it, on it and in it Ya gotta get it on till youre in If ya dont get in it, when ya get on it Ya wont get on it to get in it again Ya wont get on it to get in it again A guy from Wishee Washee, he didnt mean just what he meant We cant tell where hes bending, but we all know that hes bent But hes in it and on it, on it and in it Ya gotta get it on till youre in If ya dont get in it, when ya get on it Ya wont get on it to get in it again Ya wont get on it to get in it again A girl from Ipanema--she plays it as it lays She married a trapeze artist, and they like to swing both ways But theyre in it and on it, on it and in it Ya gotta get it on till youre in If ya dont get in it, when ya get on it Ya wont get on it to get in it again Ya wont get on it to get in it again A buck from Butte, Montana, he cant make up his mind Hes frontin with his girlfriend, but hes leavin her behind But hes in it and on it, on it and in it Ya gotta get it on till youre in If ya dont get in it, when ya get on it Ya wont get on it to get in it again Ya wont get on it to get in it again A Frenchman from Rue Mouffetard, said Vive la lamour! Hes not really in the closet, but his foots stuck in the door But hes in it and on it, on it and in it Ya gotta get it on till youre in If ya dont get in it, when ya get on it Ya wont get on it to get in it again Ya wont get on it to get in it again A guy from Nome, Alaska, hes always in the dark He played ball at a party, but he doesnt know which park But hes in it and on it, on it and in it Ya gotta get it on till youre in If ya dont get in it, when ya get on it Ya wont get on it to get in it again Ya wont get on it to get in it again
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 20:16:11 +0000
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