INDIA’s GREATEST IRONIES 1) In IAS exam a candidate writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how dowry is a social evil. He cracks the Exam. A year later he demands a dowry of 1 Crore because he is an IAS. 2) We’re outraged when Maria Sharapova says she doesn’t know who Sachin Tendulkar is….But we have no idea who Sita Sahu is. (She is a double medalist in Special Olympics, now sells golgappas/Phucka for a living) 3) A country that produces as many Engineers as the entire population of Switzerland every year, is ranked 76 th in the Global Innovation Index, whereas Switzerland in ranked 1 st !!! 4) Indian’s invented the world’s first flush toilets 5000 years ago. Today 53% of India’s population defecates in the open. 5) “PETER ENGLAND” is an Indian Brand ..but “HINDUSTAN UNILEVER LTD” is not 6) You have to look both ways to cross a one-way road 7) People kill their own girls in the womb and seek out neighbor’s girls for “Kanya Puja” 8) Politicians divide us, terrorists unite us 9) A Politician spends Rs 7000 Crores on his statues and nobody complains…..ISRO spends 6.5% of that on the Mars mission and suddenly everyone is worried about India’s poverty !
Posted on: Mon, 01 Dec 2014 08:11:31 +0000
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