INSPIRING - FUNNY AND STUPID QUOTES 64 Funny, Inspiring and Stupid Money Quotes From Famous People People love quoting famous people. Whether the celebrity in question is a genius or not, we love a good sound byte. Weve collected quotes from presidents, movie stars, philosophers, athletes, and even Paris Hilton on everybodys favorite topic: Money. (See also: How Money Can Destroy Your Dreams) 1. Early to bed, early to rise, keeps you healthy, wealthy and wise. - Benjamin Franklin 2. For I dont care too much for money, for money cant buy me love. - The Beatles 3. Money is like a sixth sense - and you cant make use of the other five without it. - William Somerset Maugham 4. A penny saved is a penny earned. - Benjamin Franklin 5. Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time. - Jim Rohn 6. Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves. - Albert Einstein 7. Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort. - Helen Gurley Brown 8. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen Woody Allen 9. Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason 10. If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting. - Ben Franklin 11. What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca 12. If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Dorothy Parker 13. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. - Charles Dickens 14. It doesnt matter if youre black or white... the only color that really matters is green. - Family Guy 15. My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn 16. If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some. - Benjamin Franklin 17. Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it. - Rebecca Johnson 18. Lack of money is the root of all evil. - George Bernard Shaw 19. The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last. - Evan Esar 20. What we really want to do is what we are really meant to do. When we do what we are meant to do, money comes to us, doors open for us, we feel useful, and the work we do feels like play to us. - Julia Cameron 21. Money is usually attracted, not pursued. - Jim Rohn 22. The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard 23. Money will come when you are doing the right thing. - Mike Phillips 24. The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H. L. Mencken 25. You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you arent allowed to be normal. - Johnny Depp Johnny Depp 26. It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard 27. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. - Bob Hope 28. Whats a soup kitchen? - Paris Hilton 29. The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any. - Katharine Whitehorn 30. The art is not in making money, but in keeping it. - Proverb 31. Cocaine is Gods way of saying youre making too much money. - Robin Williams 32. Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears. - Robert W. Sarnoff 33. Too many people spend money they havent earned, to buy things they dont want, to impress people they dont like. - Will Smith 34. Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump 35. You dont have to die in order to make a living. - Lynn Johnston 36. I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money. - David Lee Roth 37. The trick is to stop thinking of it as your money. - IRS auditor 38. Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man. - Kahlil Gibran 39. So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money? - Ayn Rand 40. Dogs have no money. Isnt that amazing? Theyre broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets. - Jerry Seinfeld 41. Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. - Rita Rudner 42. The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means. - Sir Henry Taylor 43. Money is the best deodorant. - Elizabeth Taylor Elizabeth Taylor 44. Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver. - Ayn Rand 45. I was so poor growing up...if I wasnt a boy...Id have nothing to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield 46. A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift 47. He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days. - Anonymous 48. Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde 49. A nickel aint worth a dime anymore. - Yogi Berra 50. Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil. - Henry Fielding 51. When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde 52. Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one. - Benjamin Franklin 53. Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx 54. The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money. - Thomas Jefferson 55. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben 56. Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson 57. Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail - Richard Friedman 58. Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 59. If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson 60. Dont tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and Ill tell you what they are. - James W. Frick 61. Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn 62. If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith 63. Money is the barometer of a societys virtue. - Ayn Rand 64. Its good to have money and the things that money can buy, but its good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you havent lost the things that money cant buy. - George Lorimer
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