INT - DAY - BJP HEADQUARTERS Prabhu Chavan Dude: Sir may I come in? High Command Dude: Yes...I wanted to discuss some serious matter (pauses) PCD: Sir, what is it? (serious with anticipation) HCD: Just wanted to tell you in person...we have expelled you from the party (coughs) PCD: But why sir? I have served the party for so long. Why sir why? (teary eyed) HCD: Um, er, you know, the yesterday’s incident... PCD: Sir, I am so sorry, I wanted to slide to the next photo, but my thumb touched the screen and you know it zoomed, you know I have the longest thumb in my family, and everyone used to tease me about it when I was a kid, and....(trails off) HCD: You know how this media and social media is. Have you seen the noise this has generated? Unless we sacrifice you, the party will get a bad name. The party is above all of us right? (patronizing) PCD: Yes sir, party first (getting emotional) I was not in a mood to come to the session yesterday, decided to attend at the very last minute... HCD: You should have skipped. Nobody gets expelled for not attending important sessions. Or you could have just dozed off. That’s totally cool and not at all unconstitutional...but... PCD: (slightly agitated) but what sir? HCD: (Smug smile) You know our country values right? If you were not straight and you were ogling at Salman’s chest, you would still be an esteemed member of this party... PCD: Come on sir, don’t you think straight people are being judged rather harshly morality wise? HCD: Yes, that’s the way it is...in this country, we worship the women as God, have you heard anyone worshipping men as God (laughs at his own inane joke)...I got to head out for a meeting...do come home sometime, we can sit and chat... PCD: Sir, one last question... HCD: What? PCD: If I had stared at that photo 10 seconds more without zooming, I would still be in the party... HCD: (giving it a deep thought) er, as strange as it may sound, yes...staring without zooming could not have proved your intentions...that would not come into the “caught” territory...not at all! (looks at his watch and hurries) Gotta go now, see you... As HCD walks off, PCD sinks deep in his chair... PCD: (talking to himself as in a trance) This friend of mine has a foot fetish, he keeps zooming at women’s legs in photos, and people think he worships them...the world is unfair, the world is unfair...
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 09:47:43 +0000
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