INT: HALLWAY AT YOUR OFFICE, FRIDAY, MAY 23 Your Boss spots You near the water cooler and waves you over. YOUR BOSS: So, was it worth your time? Whod you meet at OMMA at Internet Week? YOU: Everybody! I met John Costello, the President of Global Marketing and Innovation at Dunkin Brands, Andy Goldberg, a Creative Director at GE, Melissa Stevens, the Managing Director of Internet and Mobile at Citi, John Fredette, the Manager of Global Media and Sponsorship Marketing at IBM, Tom Salkowsky, the Department Head of Marketing at MINI USA, Lisa Camarillo, the Senior Group Manager of Global Communications at NetApp, Michael Brenner, the VP of Marketing and Content Strategy at SAP, Jason Harty, the VP of Marketing at Kernel Seasons Popcorn Seasoning, AnnMarie Baba, a Senior Manager of Marketing at Adobe, Heather Bergstein, the Director of Corporate Digital Marketing & Media at Estee Lauder, Sarah McMurdy, a Marketing Manager at Animal Planet, Jonathan Anastas, the VP of Global Brand Marketing at Activision, Jim Ensign, the VP of Digital Marketing at Papa Johns, Sahar Khan, the BenGay Brand Manager at Johnson & Johnson, Tricia Nichols, the Global Lead of Consumer Engagement at the GAP, Amit Shah, the VP of Online Marketing at 1-800-Flowers, Ryan Bonifacino, the VP of Digital Strategy at Alex and Ani, Linda Thomas, the Digital and Social Media Director of the Philadelphia Eagles, Brian Pilstick, the Director of Business Development at Under Armour, John- YOUR BOSS(cutting you off, impressed): Okay, got it. You were right. I guess it was worth your time. Your Bosss Boss, holding a box of doughnuts, turns the corner, spots You and Your Boss and waves you both over. YOUR BOSSS BOSS(to Your Boss): Did you really not go to OMMA at Internet Week? YOUR BOSS(embarrassed): Uhhhh... YOUR BOSSS BOSS (to Your Boss): Youre fired! Your Bosss Boss looks at you and smiles. YOUR BOSSS BOSS (to You): And YOU are getting a promotion. Now take this box of doughnuts and take the rest of the day off! Enjoy! The entire office stands and applauds as you bite into a Boston Cream and run outside to enjoy the sunshine. THE END. Get your tickets: mediapost/ommaatinternetweek
Posted on: Tue, 06 May 2014 20:57:31 +0000