IRRITATING AND BORING STATUS UPDATESI see in fb...more so in this group. 1. Am bored... (so what?) 2. Hey guys am sick (Go to hospital!) 3. My heart is broken, Ill never love again (ha ha ha you so funny, who is a heart surgeon? I mean who is cardiaologist here?? You expect us to fix it?) 4. Am quitting facebook, (Let me see you out, Do you know how many peopleare in fb? I wont mis you) 5. Fb is boring (youre telling us this bcosyoure boring too) 6. Any guy/lady online? Hit my inbox (Stupid pervert! If no one inbox you, log off and go to bed) 7. Am back, Did you miss me? (Oops sorry!I didnt even notice youre away )8. I love my man (Inbox him! Dont tel usyour shit) 9. LMS if you want to go to heaven or if you love God (Pls stop forcing us to like your Status or comment by using Gods name, why not be mad like me and peoplewill like even you wildest, dumbest and stupid status updates) 10. The devil wants to bite your ass, say Amen so that he doesnt (Stop thinking like a chicken) 10. I really hate my Ex. (So what? Go hug a transformer or hippo instead) 11. Here Kisumu, here London, here Lagos, blah-, bla ....I come blar ... (Kwani wewe ndio wa kwanza kutravel?? Nkt!. . #Nytty
Posted on: Sun, 18 Jan 2015 19:10:57 +0000