IT WAS A SUNDAY... THE YEAR 1990... I HAD JUST ARRIVED HERE ON THIS PLANET... I DIDN’T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO CLEAN MYSELF UP PROPERLY THAT DAY WHEN I GOT THE CALL FROM LORD AUGUSTINE, TELLING ME THAT THE PEOPLE FROM PLANET AUGUSTONIA WERE SENDING ANOTHER 1... ANOTHER AUGUSTBABY... A FEMALE... SO... I FINISHED MY DRINK... RUSHED DOWN TO THE HOSPITAL.. CANT REMEMBER IF IT WAS CARL BREMER OR WHERE...BUT I WENT THERE. ON ARRIVAL... THE NURSE(AN UNDERCOVER A.B.I. AGENT...THAT’S AUGUSTERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS)...TOOK ME TO OBSERVATION ROOM WHERE THE BABY WAS BEING CHECKED OUT TO SEE IF SHE MEETS ALL THE AUGUSTBABY REQUIREMENTS... AND SHE DID... PASSED WITH FLYING COLOURS NOGAL... CUTE NOSE [CHECK] HATRED FOR PEOPLE WHO CANT KEEP QUIET IN THE CINEMA [CHECK] LOVE FOR STONEY [CHECK] LEG WARMERS [SYSTEM MALFUNCTION] SENSE OF HUMOR [CHECK] SARCASM [CHECK] ECTOMORPHISM [DOUBLE CHECK] LONG HAIR [CH...i don’t wanna talk about this] BULLSHIT SPOTTER FEATURE [CHECK] LIMITED EMOTIONS [CHECK] INDEPENDENT MINDSET [CHECK] INTELLIGENCE [CHECK] CUTE FEET [PENDING] ALWAYS HUNGRY [CHECK] LOYALTY [CHECK] TRUSTWORTHINESS [CHECK] ‘D’ NAME [CHECK] SO... I ASKED THE DOCTOR AND NURSES TO GIVE US A MOMENT SO THAT I CAN FILL HER IN ON THE PLAN... AND SHARE WITH HER Y WE WERE SENT TO THIS PLANET... JUST LIKE OUR FOREFATHERS... PINKY AND THE BRAIN(WHO FAILED EPICALLY)... TO DO ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY... . . . . TO EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT, BIATCHES!!! AND THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD. LOL. ENOUGH OF THE CRAZINESS. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SAY TO A PERSON WHO AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR TOOK PITY ON THIS FOOL AND GAVE ME A TOUR AROUND CAMPUS(COZ I WAS LIKE LOST AS F***) AND TAUGHT ME THE ART OF CALMING THE F*** DOWN IN STRESSFUL SITUATIONS... SOMEONE WHO HAS BECAME VERY SPECIAL TO ME. MY AUGUSTBABYSISTER... *HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN!* I’M SURE U HAD URSELF A LOVELY DAY. I HOPE THE GOOD LORD SPARES U FOR MANY MORE YEARS TO COME...COZ...IF U...LIKE DIED...THAT...WOULD BE VERY RUDE OF U. LEAVING ME HERE AND STUFF. AND YA... WE DONT...HOW DID U PUT IT? LOL..."BLOW THE COVERS"...BUT FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY...I WILL SAY IT. I L**E YOU. #MyAugustBabySis
Posted on: Mon, 19 Aug 2013 19:13:36 +0000
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