ITS HOT UP HERE. #PART1. #ANGEL:How may I help - TopicsExpress



          

ITS HOT UP HERE. #PART1. #ANGEL:How may I help u? #MAKABURI:Av fot a gud fyt,av finished the race n now am back home. #A: Bt U havent fully utilized ur tym on earth? #M: Yo ryt,I dcyded 2come home 4my #72virgins r u 1 of them? #A: I cant get u,havent u read #Mathew? #M: errr..I used 2read a book by #Mohammed. #A: Sorry,u wont b able to make it here,mayb u belong 2the other side...#Christ is the way #2Heaven..kindly turn left up the Mtn..ul see a signbod written home of #Jihadism.. #M: (Clapping with joy)well well well #PART2. #SATAN:y av u come early?u avent accomplished ur #radicalization. #MAKABURI:i did a mistake...err..do u rememba baby #Sitrin Osinya..yesterday was #April Fools day,so wen I heard of the surgery thing,i thot they were #kidding n dcyded 2go n witness..did u read the newspaper? #S: in a conforting tone)Calm down Makaburi..taket easy. #M: The #bullet from the babys head came off n struck me,thats y am home. #S: Yo ryt,u r a gud servant daring even the #National Tv that the #Westgate attack was #justifiable.u r also a gud prophet,u prophesized ur ticket 2hell. #M: (popped eyes) Pardon,did u say #Hell? #S: OuhYes ofcoos...#God_creates n I #kill thru pple lyk u. #M: I beg for a minute to go back to earth n apologyz to my brothers n sisters.. #S: No way meet the #six angels let them show u ur way to the burning dungeon..
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 11:23:32 +0000

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