IVE SEEN OL TED KOPPEL (to the tune of Ive Seen All Good People by Yes) [I -- Your Do] Ive seen ol Ted Koppel turn his head both ways And still his hair stays in one place Ive seen ol Ted Koppel turn his head both ways And still his hair stays in one place Be it straight, or fine, or coarse, its a cover for your head Comb it over, make it last, there isnt enough to fully spread Cause it grows is grown ingrown as you grow and it grew Combed over...more is seen to lose Move it over any blank spot Lose the gleaming shine youve got Just remember that your hair Should look as though its natures garden spot Must surround your head with your hair Comb up from your ears Send a blast of Conair to heat And frizzle it, then trim with shears (Must surround your head) Cause it combs is combed in-combing over as you comb It over...baldy sheen to lose Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda (Must surround your head with your hair) Donald Trump has hair like an elf Wrestling with a bear Sends a blast of helium gas And twizzles it, into the air (Donald Trump has hair like an elf) Cause it swirls is swirled in twirls like two girls curls, and then Hops over...like a kangaroo Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda (All we are seeing) Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda (In Paris and France) Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda (All we are seeing) Diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit diddit didda (Is hair that can dance) Cause its heaped it creeps in leaps like two sheep ankle-deep In cotton... [II -- Ol Ted Koppel] Ive seen ol Ted Koppel turn his head both ways And still his hair stays in one place Ive seen ol Ted Koppel nodding up and down And still his hair is forward bound Ive seen ol Ted Koppel looking back and forth And still his hair is pointed north Ive seen ol Ted Koppel glancing all around And still his hair is bolted down Ive seen ol Ted Koppel lookin here and there With no displacement of his hair Ive seen ol Ted Koppel take a windy blast With his hair helmet standing fast Ive seen ol Ted Koppel bob his head about With chunks of hairspray falling out Ive seen ol Ted Koppel turn his head both ways And still his hair stays in one place (repeat)
Posted on: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 06:18:25 +0000
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