Id like to know what idiot ever said that you cant fit a quart into a pint pot. Of course you can! You just have to empty the first pint before you apply the second one. For fluid clarity this experiment should be carried out using a fine grade whisky. Of course, all experiments should be double, and even triple, checked to ensure that their results are in fact repeatable, because this is the way science works, so you should stock up with another several quarts of your favourite fluid and glug down the contents of that pint pot one more time before going ahead. While you are repeating the experiment, you should also remember that glass refracts the image of what it contains, and pint pots tend to have all those knobbly bits on them as well, that make them look like old-fashioned pub windows. So, be sure to check that refractivititivitivity as often as possible. We don wannit ruinin the speriment, do we? Keep repeatin the sperimen till youre convinshed thatit worksh. Thish ish known ash shientificic verashity n itsh importan if you wanna be taken sherioushly. So, gra....ab that shickth jug o yer favrit fluid an shet it up shos you slosh s muchvit inna pint glash ash poshible. Or mebbe it shud be the quart one? Glashesh all looka shame to me theshe daysh. Buh now you shud be gettin moren a pint in there cos o that refrac... reflec... frack... LIGHT-BENDIN quality o the glash. Shee how Im waggin ma fiinger at yuh? Thatsh tunnerline thish importan poin about refrac... reflec... that thing I jush tole yuh bout widda light n all. Sho, howsh it goin now? You got that pont pite inna right han, anna quartful o jugsh inna lef. Kippon pourina jugsh inta thfluid an drinkin em down. Washte not, want not. Youll be reshyclin it later yknow, righ? HUR HUR!! Iffa...iffa... iffa room sheemsh ta be shpinnin a thish poin, don worry bout. Thash a shide-feck o lookin at the light bendin through the pub windowsh on your glash. If summun opened one o them, shmack that dude inna kissha an tell him not tinnerup your crushal shientififiifical sperimen. Righ bou thish poin the pleesh tenna wanna get volved. DON LETTUM! Thish sperimen cud have sherious implica... infli.. the guvmen might wanna know the reshults, sho ya don wan any noshey-parker coppersh gettin inna way. Tellum - them pleesh - tellum... telluma min they own bishnesh an cleara area o pipplzh cashe o shplosionsh. An if they won then you go head an tellum thishsh why thish fine country f oursh ish sho far behin inna worl today. No inneresh in shiensh mong the powershabe, n thatsh a shad troof. Fashelesh men in shootsh nodinneresh-ed in progresh. It makesh me real angry, sho Im gonna go lie down now. I shwear if there wash more inneresh in shiensh by the guvmen, I wouldn en up feelin sho shick to my shtomick whenay senna pleesha innerup my sperimensh. Gonna haveta shlow down on the repeatsh o thish too. Doin thish wi whishky, fo the clarity o the fluid yunnershtan, ish gettin way too spenshive! Itsha cosh that givesh me shuch a loushy headache the nexsh mornin. We shientifififical typesh haveta shuffer afore we getta reckernishun we desherve. Fundsh sheema dry up pretty damn quick too. I usheta be ablea do thish speri... exshper... TESHT wi Genfiddiddi
Posted on: Mon, 12 May 2014 13:39:54 +0000
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