If ANIMALS could access FACEBOOK. These are most likely to be their STATUS UPDATES….—– >>> MOSQUITO:- “I love it when NEPA commot Light for Night, na then i dey see food chop.” HEN:- “I just lost my menstrual Period, i think I’m pregnant.” COCKROACH:- ” Hi Friends, I Just find out say BAGON na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef CHICKEN :- ” If you don’t see My status update tomorrow, it means i’m being served as Food at a nearby’ KFC ‘….We shall meet in Heaven! ‘ PIG :- ” Chei! I no know Why people dey always gossip say i Dirty, Na wetin concern… them… nonsense! ”. RAM:- “Yehhh!!!!….SALLAH is comming, God, My life dey your Hand ooooo…” RAT:- ”Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior them for this house, Imagine….. Dem wan use trap catch me…Na today? SPIDER :- “I’m planning to build something like a Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirty tenants wont do cleaning to spoil my plans sha” DOG :- ” I hate calabar people with Passion ! ,, (cos dey ar fresh meat there)
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 06:44:29 +0000