If ANIMALS could access FACEBOOK. These aremost likely to be their STATUS UPDATES….—–>>>MOSQUITO:- “I love it when NEPA commot Lightfor Night, na then i dey see food chop.”HEN:- “I just lost my menstrual Period, i thinkI’m pregnant.”COCKROACH:- ” Hi Friends, I Just find out sayBAGON na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past SugarsefCHICKEN :- ” If you don’t see My status updatetomorrow,it means i’m being served as Food at a nearby’KFC ‘….We shall meet in Heaven! ‘PIG :- ” Chei! I no know Why peopledey alwaysgossip say i Dirty, Na wetin concern… them…nonsense! ”.RAM:- “Yehhh!!!!….SALLAH is comming, God, Mylife dey your Hand ooooo…”RAT:- ”Hmmmm.. These tenant noknow say isenior them for this house, Imagine….. Dem wanuse trap catch me…Na today?SPIDER :- “I’m planning to build something likea Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirtytenants wont do cleaning to spoil my plans sha”DOG :- ” I hate calabar people with Passion !
Posted on: Wed, 04 Jun 2014 09:31:15 +0000
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