If Facebook was there in bible times, some posts would be like: 1. Guys its scary. Lots wife just turned into a pillar of salt. #Shaking 2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come.. 3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai.. Miracles be going down here. #OMG 4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that!? Smh 5. Just chilling in first class At Noahs Ark. The view here is Fantastic. But em Lions keep staring at me. #Weird 6. Some people are so Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro, bruh? #RIP Abel. *Tear Drop* 7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Cant believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael 8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me.. #SelfieWithLamb! 9. One of Jesus Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching the Gospel.. Now chilling with em homies. Them niggaz is funny. #LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh) 10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp.. He still thinks I cheated. Grow Up Mahn! 11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. I am going to bring the roof down on this party. #TurnUp! 12. Judas did what!!? That nigga aint Loyal! #Smh.
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 05:19:33 +0000
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