If I was a billionaire Id create the Tiger Woods Golf and Country - TopicsExpress



          

If I was a billionaire Id create the Tiger Woods Golf and Country Club in Orlando. On the first hole thered be a life-sized statue of an SUV smashed into a mailbox with a cute blonde running towards it with a nine-iron. On the ninth hole, the ball washer would be made to look like a Waffle House server. The sand traps would have the logos of the sponsors that abandoned him. The girls in the beer carts would all have pretend microphones talking about how he boffed them too. The score card you sign at the 18th hole would be a simulated $90 million dollar alimony check. The 19th Hole Bar and Restaurant would have the logos of all the sponsors that took him back. Your meal comes with a dose of Valtrex.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 12:41:56 +0000

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