If I were being posed in front of a camera for a beheading, Id - TopicsExpress



          

If I were being posed in front of a camera for a beheading, Id start saying uncomfortable things about my executioner. Stuff like: OMG you guys I totally saw this guy pick a booger and eat it. or This man voted for Obama and listens to Ke$ha. or I saw this guys wiener and it is literally so tiny that its adorable. and Id just keep saying shit, mocking him and laughing to make the video completely useless and embarrassing for him to post. If they taped my mouth shut, Id start dancing like Axl Rose or Stevie Wonder. Something really really stupid. Upstaging 101. If someone is gonna cut my head off, they better be ready to watch me laugh and make jokes all the way through it. Nobody ever tries to behead me though. Guess I need to get out more.
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 13:11:05 +0000

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