If Tony Blair is around maybe we could have cradeley independence party... Tin of salmon as our leader... Frank could be minister for defense cos attack is the best form of defense... Johnny Sorrow for minister for education... Teaching the 3 rs... Ray Allen, roger decourcey and old mother riley.. Plus we could decide on our own currency... and heres 2 clever bits. Firstly if England doesnt want us to have the pound well sell them ours back - but at 1.20 each... and secondly we should make our currency the scratching. Dave flogs a bag for a quid so our standard is a bag of scratchings... heres the clever bit, Dave can get scratchings for 80P a bag - so we can clean up!! Also poundland would be renamed scratchings land.. (C) Colin Harris
Posted on: Wed, 26 Feb 2014 09:35:23 +0000
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