If anyone needs a last minute costume and was considering dressing up as me, no worries. I got you covered. Heres what you need to do: -wear the following: a Brand New tshirt. (Size schmedium), Chubbies, asics onitsuka Tigers -keep a hip flask of a bourbon/cider mix handy -always be on your phone. Always. -quote movies constantly -be unnecessarily verbose -carry a leather bound notebook and write down any half-clever thought that tumbles into your head -procrastinate starting or finishing your most important projects, but make awesome progress on shit that doesnt matter -use bro as a response to everything--context is irrelevant -take absolutely nothing seriously, ever
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 17:05:05 +0000
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