If we cant laugh at ourselves, we have no life. Laughing at others can be cruel. Q: How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune? A: All of them, evidently. Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless Q: What do you call a successful guitarist? A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs. Q: What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit? A: “How do you plead? …” Q: What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who’s told too many drummer jokes. Q: How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb? A: He holds it and the world revolves around him. Q: How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar? A: Nobody knows. Q: Why was the amplifier invented? A: So the guitarist would have a place to put his beer. Q: What did the blues guitarist’s tombstone read? A: “I didn’t wake up this morning.” Q: What’s the difference between a Lead Guitarist and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. Q. How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One while the rest stand around and say “I could do that!” Q. how do you get a guitar player to turn down? A. put sheet music in front of him! Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1 to screw it in, 9 to say, “He Sucks!” Q: What do you throw a drowning guitar player? A: His amp Two guitar players walked by a bar ...... it COULD happen! proguitarshop/
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 15:46:20 +0000
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