If you are a man and you want to live along life, please do not go near your womans phone . . . unless you have shock-absorbers! When I got home,I met my neighbour Emeka sitting on stairs and crying like a baby. So I asked him, EMekus wetin happen now? who die now? Emeka: Brother, na Amaka o! Me: Jeesssuss!!! Amaka don die???? Emeka: My brother had it been she even die sef I no go cry... dis girl has finished me ooo! Me: haba u mean she didnt die¿ oya, please calm down and tell me what happened! Emeka: Can you imagine Amaka that Ive been paying her school fees up to her final year now use IDIOT to save my name on her phone¿. Me: hahahahahahahaha so na the Idiotdey pain u??? even makin u cry? U get time my broda... Emeka: Bros no be the Idiot dey pain me, the tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18 Me: hmmm my broda manage the Idiot now, after all my own girl dat I wan to marry used Evangelist Teju to save my name on her phone. . . Emeka: (laughing now) na wa oo, At least dat one is even beta... Me: Shut up! When I scrolled the phone further I saw 3 other evangelists (Jonah,Timothy and Jacob), then 2 pastors (Mike and Anthony), and then 4 Apostles (Chidi, Samuel, Mike, Greg), then 2 Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi) and then one Bishop Francis.... Emeka: hahahahahahaha! maybe that Bishop is the general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! HOW MANY LIKES FOR THIS WRITE UP ABEG.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 22:08:52 +0000
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