If you are going to bore me this way,dont bother inboxING,pleaseeeeee Some people(SP): hey Me: hi SP: how yu? Me: im good,you? SP: Xame. Thanks for accepting my request. Me: youre welcome. SP: yh Few mins later..... SP: just checked your profile. I know Jess stands for Jessica,right? Please what does Chy stand for? Me: lol. Chy stands for Chinenye. SP: from which part of Nigeria? Me: Anambra state. SP: where in Anambra state? Me: hehe...why do you won know? SP: Just answer me. Me: lol...Orumba North LGA SP: youre from the east,right? Me: ahnahn...yes na. SP: ohhhh...so youre igbo? Me: NOOO!!! Ibibio. SP: really? Youre the first person ill meet from ibibio. Me: mtchew SP: aw..youre missing me already. Don worry i will soon come to Nigeria. I left few days ago to paris. Now im in India. From there i will hit Bombay,Dallas,Berlin and Mumbai. Would delay my trip to Malaysia,Texas and Ottawa cos i cant wait to see you. Cant wait to take you overseas with me. Wahduyu have to say to it? Me: are you done?!!! SP: lol...i knew it. Don worry bouh the visa. I have it covered. My father owns Abimbola supermarket and my mother is a military personnel. My brother is currently in NDA. My sister is currently in Accra institute of technology and me? Lol...i havent gotten admission yet. Me: whats your name? SP: wowwww!!! I thought yould never ask. Cos ion like pple calling me Iam a Cwazie_vamP like yould see on ma profile. My awesome name is Boma buh ma frnds call me Burna boy and i hope to be more than him one day. I wont tell you my native name until i completely trust you. Lol. My father said he named me Boma after his great uncle buh ion care. The name suits me well,right? Me: How old are you? SP: lol. You dint ansa my question buh ill still ask! I knew it. Ibibio pple had to different. Im going to be plus one come december tho! Me: lol...youre so LAUGH i forgot to FUNNY. Im very sure you know where the unfriend button is. If you oNo,check my profile and just scrooooooolll dowwwnnn. Yes! Thats it. Now hit that button and dont ever add me again. Tell your stories to a gullible mortal like you,huh? SP: girl chilax na...feel cool jare. Shey na because of this small thing you con dey vex. You no know say na wetin other girls dey find ba? See ehn...gimme yur WHATSAPP number,mai WAHZUP you? Me: schizophrenic homosapien! If you wont hit the unfriend button,ill do so and even block your sorry brain! Ode! Mehnnnnnnnn...humans dey!!! #feeling_exhausted
Posted on: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 17:24:23 +0000