If you are looking for an immaculate, well maintained example of a Renault... you have come to the wrong place so simply f*** o*** :-) If however, you are low on self esteem, with a strapped budget, but shooting for the stars, welcome to my offer. May I present to you, one of the shit**t French car ever engineering politely modeled by Steve Wonder. Bounced across 101,000 miles of road to the beat of many a black rap track. As you can see from the photos this car has seen things. I have owned this car for 2 HOURS. Since owning the vehicle, it has been thrashed, raced, rallied, and the interior has got loots of some samples spots if you know what I mean :-) The car was lovingly cleaned in 2010 and may be in need of another one now. This car has been a dream, and only broken down once a week !!! Purchase of this vehicle will result in a severe rise in the number of looks of admiration you get in your local town center, I would personally recommend wearing a large gold plated chain, a half open shirt, shaving ones head, and wearing 1 bottle of cologne at any given time to truly get desired female attention. You cant become a man until youve owned a proper lads car, so if you dont buy this MEGANE 1.4 V16 you will always be spotty, your voice will never break properly and you will never beat your addiction to masturbation. 98 brake horses and probably 97 already died cos of huge misfiring. Start runs -surprise :-) The stereo system is suited to playing Russian Techno, Polish house, Bulgarian dubsteb, Romanian hard house, and turkish trance at full volume, whilst not detracting from the over glamour of the birdshitted roof and scratched panels. We do not accept food as payment, or coupons for iceland and scratch cards. We do accept a 20 bottles of JD (0.7l) or equivalent in any currencies ( no Russian !!)
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 16:27:41 +0000
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