If you are on two wheels, *dont drive drunk*. Just driving down Goodman Street and I came upon a motorcycle laying in the middle of the road and a man laying next to it. I first think its an accident and hes trapped under it. I get out of the car and I walk up to realize the guy is super drunk. A bunch of people are trying to talk to him and one little guy is trying to get him on his feet. I help the guy up and he tries to pick his bike up... He cant even walk right, so I get the bike up and get the girls to start to walk him away. Pushing the bike down the road and turn it off, when what happens next? the guy decides to try to get back on and take off. I turn the bike off and he turns it back on, I turn it off he turns it on. Im telling him to just sit the f- down and rest on the side of the road, turn the bike off and rest and sober up so he doesnt get a ticket. (It has a remote fob and I can tell where that is so I cant take the keys out of this scenario) He turns the bike on and then honks the horn trying to get it turned over. The nice girls next to me are pleading with him that hes going to kill someone or himself... Im trying to be nice, and tell him that the bike is too nice to damage... He doesnt care and turns the bike on one more time... So, I take a different approach... Thats the final straw, I bluntly tell him that if he turns the bike on one more time Im knocking him the f-down. He looks up and me and says oh you think you are? Then flips the switch. The next thing he knows is hes sailing side-ways and his nice pretty bike is hitting the road, parts of the the lights go flying. The crowd gasps, and I start yelling at him that hes being and idiot and he didnt have to do this. I grab his bike, pick it up and push it down the road again. I then walk back over there where he is sprawled out on the edge of the road and offer my hand... I pick him up again and wait for him to take a swing, and tell him that he needs to stand there and sober up and not be f-ing stupid here. I tell him that hes gonna get the cops on his ass, and just has to sit down. He starts walking toward the bike and I grab his leather coat and stop him in his tracks. I tell him not to go near that bike or Im knocking him the hell down... You gonna tell me what to do?!! He yells at me... I stand square shouldered to him and tell him that if hes going to act like a f-ing child then Ill treat him like one. And if he walks towards that bike again Im knocking him down and he wont get back up. He slowly turns back toward me and takes a step forward. You think you are going to knock me down?! My fist was already clenched, I was waiting for him to throw the first punch and I was going to just level him for everyones sake. I would have had no problem knocking him the hell out. At that exact moment the cop lights appear right behind me. And he looks right at me just as the sad realization rolls into his face that was was about to happen to him. I look at him and say you didnt need to do this you f-ing idiot! (I then take my hand and hit him square on top of the biker helmet, driving the point home...) His sad face goes to the cops then to me and I see that he finally realized that I was on his side the entire time All you had to do was sit down... Do you f-ing understand?! Use your god damn head. All you had to do was sit and not be an idiot... At this point I hand him the smashed blinker that was on the ground. Look at the cop and tell him that its now his problem... I walk back to my car (which was in the road with the hazards on this entire time) and the crowd slowly claps and pats me on the back. Ill gladly knock a person out to make sure they dont kill themselves or others during extreme acts of stupidity. This was not how I expected to end my evening.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 06:23:47 +0000