If you have a need and I can help I will always do what I can. However, if you come up to me smelling like liquor with a brand new pack of Marlboro cigs in your shirt pocket and ask me for money...... well its gone go like it did with dude this morning. Drunk Marlboro Man, Hey buddy let me ask you something. Steve, Yea brother what you need? Drunk Marlboro Man, Do you have any money to spare? Steve, Money to spare, What the hell is that? Man I dont even have money for cigerettes. (Note here: I dont smoke, but he dont know that :) ) Drunk Marlboro Man, Not even a couple of dollars? Steve, Naw dude like I said I dont even have money for cigs. How bout giving me a cigerette? Drunk Marlboro Man, Augh, Augh I dont have any. Steve pointing to Drunk Marlboro Mans shirt pocket, You got a whole pack right there. Drunk Marlboro Man not use to being put on the spot himself, Augh augh yea I forgot ok. So he hands me a cig and I ask for two. At this point he is so flabbergasted he hands me two cigs and walks away shaking his head :) Yep I just panhandled a panhandler :) Big Love
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 14:21:26 +0000
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