If you have raised kids or are currently raising them here is a bit of advice: It will eventually happen that your toddler will approach you and present you with a handful of authentic, lovingly crafted, baby poo. They may or may not have the cognitive ability to say poo before smearing the said substance on anything near you (or you for the matter). This is an eventuality. Any time the toddler sticks their hand down their pants it is essentially a game of Russian roulette. Except this is the Deer Hunter three bullet version and the kid is the crazy nip yelling Mao Mao! While smacking the bejeebers out of you. How you react to the presentation of the poo is going to determine future poo gifts and discoveries. Screaming like your in a slasher flick will only scar the toddler. Instead, calmly disable the toddlers ability to smear poo in whichever manner is available. This does not mean kicking the kid in the chest like Bruce Gotdammed Lee.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 16:27:02 +0000
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