If you want the worst night sleep ever follow these specific instructions.... 1. Fall asleep on the toilet so that your legs loose feeling. 2. Try and stand up but fall forward because your legs have no feeling. Knocking yourself out in the process (Be sure to have a washer machine in your downstairs bathroom first) 3. Crawl to the couch, conveniently have a blanket near by. 4. Now your ready to go!!!
Posted on: Sun, 06 Oct 2013 21:44:43 +0000